Quil Carter

Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality

Malachy's Pheromone Bracelets!

Malachy's Pheromone Bracelets! Now for sale in the FalloShop.

Guaranteed to deter beezlebub bees! If you put these on, you will never ever see a single giant beezlebub bee for as long as you live. What a good deal! These bracelets are usually reserved for the most important of Candyland players, so get yours today for only 4 bucks (plus shipping).

They come in a bunch of colours, some even glow-in-the-dark! They say 'Welcome to Candyland - Good Luck' on them. I'm also going to make them smell nice, because I like nice-smelling things. I hope ya'll like cologne (I mean they are pheromone bracelets after all) because that's all I have available lol.

If you're in the top two tiers of my patreon thinger, or have been a third tier for a while, I'm going to be sending you one of these for free. I'm going to make that announcement on patreon either later tonight or tomorrow. Not just a bracelet but some of the top ones will also get some new stickers and magnets as well.

Oh and I also have new magnets too, Garden of Spiders Vol 1 and A God Among Insects Vol 1.