Praise be the one who wears this Biff tank top, for they have close to thy heart the image of the true GOD. And only through his image against your bodice can you take HIS holy communion.

"Take and eateth thy Purina 'Temptations' cat treats, for this is thy body you eat. Then taketh and eateth thy water from a can of tuna for this is thy blood you drink. And finally, taketh now thine Churu tube, for this is thy barf you clean at 4 am on the way to thine bathroom."

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Fabric is laundered to reduce shrinkage
• Raw edge seams
• Blank product sourced from Haiti or Nicaragua

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Fallocaust Inc and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Skyfall St or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.