"I never get tired of the view," Biff said, leaning down to pet his human Luca behind the ears. "Thousands of trained cats, waiting for my..." Biff's eyes darted to the west upon hearing a distant noise. Familiar enough to know he'd heard it before, but it was the quiver beneath his fuzzy yet sculpted abs that had him alarmed.
He looked at Luca and saw no reaction, the human staring up at him with devotion. Ah, they'd put the argyle vest on him today.
"King Biff!" Biff's advisor Jett burst through the wood door and onto the rampart where Biff was standing, his army a portrait of might dyed with fire and violets from the setting sun. "King Biff!" Jett was desperate. Why was he so?
"Speak, boy!" Biff said sharply. "Get a hold of yourself and stop acting like you've been neutered."
Jett's head shook back and forth. "Just spotted... to the west..." he gasped, out of breath. "King Biff... the mad cats they... they're riding vacuum cleaners."
Biff's mouth dropped open, he looked towards the west but the setting sun was concealing her secrets, not revealing them.
Then that jaw shut and clenched several times before setting in place.
"Jett..."
Biff's cold resolve had Jett gasping. "My king! There's new studies saying it's cruel!"
"Bring them," Biff said with frozen finality.
"They say that it only makes them upset! That they think they're doing something wrong because they can never catch it! It can cause obsessiveness and anxiety!"
"NOW, JETT!" Biff spun around and roared, before turning back to his army and sweeping his eyes over soldiers he knew would never see daylight again.
Then said within a defeated whisper, "Bring out the laser pointer."

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• Ring Spun Sport Grey color is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz./yd.² (153 g/m²)
• Semi-fitted
• Side-seamed construction
• Narrow-width rib collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
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