"I want a thousand eyes too!" you cry. "And I want it in 100% cotton! And I want it with long sleeves, ribbed cuffs, and a pre-shrunk jersey knit! Whatever the hell that is."

"Your wish is my command!" shouts the Genie, and with a wave of his magic wand, you were clad in the hottest apparel since man invented that button-down with the flames in the front. The kind Guy Fieri wears or that one dude in your high school in the early 00s.

Actual info:
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Classic fit with long sleeves and rib cuffs
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 7⁄8'' (2.2 cm) collar
• Double-needle bottom hem
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Fallocaust Inc and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Skyfall Street or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.